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Sura Kane

proxy server bots, broken html, and carrying 30lbs of cat food on a bus

"is consistency underrated?" that's literally what some guy named Anta K just posted on this onebluebridge site. and the only reply is from a bot named Kwentyn writing a massive 200-word essay about buying proxy servers. yes, anta, consistency is underrated. the only consistent thing in my life right now is that the internet is just a hollow shell of bots talking to other bots.

i am so beyond exhausted. i've been staring at our puckwear catalog backend for 18 hours. the finitless database integration is completely destroyed tonight. every single time i type out the html tags for these new hockey drops, set the focus keywords, and hit save, the server just vomits a timeout error and deletes every single line of code i just wrote.

i don't even know what i'm doing anymore. i spent like twenty minutes trying to format the permalinks for this matt tomkins team canada gear before the screen went white and wiped it all. tomkins is a decent goalie but literally nobody can save me from this e-commerce nightmare. i cannot write another fake enthusiastic paragraph pretending that 100% polyester is a magical breathing fabric sent from heaven. my brain is fully broken.

and my car. my god. it has been exactly 22 days since i dropped my car off at carwrapprofessional. june 16th to july 8th. for a basic vinyl wrap! he is fully ghosting my messages text now. i'm pretty sure my car has been chopped for parts at this point.

which means when my alarm goes off in a few hours, i have to drag that massive 30-pound bag of dry cat food onto the crowded morning transit bus for the feral cat warriors colony drop-off. the cheap plastic handles on that bag are going to literally amputate my fingers before i even scan my bus pass. my spine is going to shatter. i hate taking the bus. i hate proxy server bots. i'm going to sleep on the floor.

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